Fight Club Fan Prints

Boxer being disqualified.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Wrestling Champion.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

The Knockout.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."