Fight Club Fan Gifts

Boxer being disqualified.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

Wrestling Champion.

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

The Knockout.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

'Such petulance!'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'