Fight Club Fanatic Gifts

'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Wow! - Who gave you the black eye. . . ?"

Prize vegetables.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

The Knockout.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'He has a great left hook,'

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'