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'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

"Wow! - Who gave you the black eye. . . ?"

Prize vegetables.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

The Knockout.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'He has a great left hook,'

'What do we do now? I can't count to ten can you?'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Such petulance!'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."