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'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Use your words!

'Hope you don't mind. . . I have a stomach ache.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'You got a good offer to endorse a new painkiller.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Martial Arts

"Smite him, my son!"

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

The Molsons. A stunt family.

Attorney Punching Bag

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'