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Small weedy guy challenges a large thug holding a broken bottle.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Matador Taxidermy

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'No hitting below the belt.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

Fight Club.

'You just got an ole in one!'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

Street Football

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'I'm calling off the fight, Ref- he has me way too intimidated!'

Big Trouble!

"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."

Would you throw this away for me?