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'As your son was the only survivor of the radiation explosion, I'm afraid that he must now fight crime and the Forces of Evil.'

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Police film evidence

Slow Night

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law