Crime Fighter Aficionado Pillows

"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."

'As your son was the only survivor of the radiation explosion, I'm afraid that he must now fight crime and the Forces of Evil.'

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Slow Night

Police film evidence

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Violent Crime Statistics

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"