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Batman at the Maternity Ward

Superhero with Acrophobia

"Oh, no! It's Batman, and Batman's lawyer!"

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

SUPERGRAN!

"The Knife Tsar didn't last long!"

"I don't have any super powers... I only fight white-collar crime."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Police film evidence

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

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The evidence destroyed

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'