Crime Fighter Fanatic Pillows

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

'Great! Our client will be expecting you between the 13th and 14th floor!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum