Crime Fighter Wannabe Pillows

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Fighting corruption

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Slow Night

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Nun confronts mugger.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

'Ugh. Every single day.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"