Crime Fighter In Disguise Pillows

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Nun confronts mugger.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'