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"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Nun confronts mugger.

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'Ugh. Every single day.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.