Crime Fighters T-Shirts

'Why can't you solve this?!'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Police Fishing Derby - Come out with your fins up!

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

Dial a Prayer...in case of emergency break glass.

Policeman in festive stab-proof vest.

Are you the gentleman who called the police?

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Capture of Hector Beltran Leyva

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

"Not now, I'm on my break."

Cop club

Police cost cutting measures

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Police film evidence

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Gullboy and Pigeonman