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"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"The world would be a safer place if I could only get over that accursed cattlegrid!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'