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R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

Slow Night

Doctor tells patient: 'A spider bite will have no long-term effects, but you may find yourself donning lycra, fighting crime ...'

'All I can say, is sometimes it's handy being able to run faster than a speeding bullet!'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Nun confronts mugger.

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'Ugh. Every single day.'

A Gun Proposes to Violence.