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R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

Slow Night

Doctor tells patient: 'A spider bite will have no long-term effects, but you may find yourself donning lycra, fighting crime ...'

'All I can say, is sometimes it's handy being able to run faster than a speeding bullet!'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Nun confronts mugger.

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'Ugh. Every single day.'

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

"Policing's not what it was..."