Crime Fighter Wannabe T-Shirts

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Fighting corruption

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Slow Night

Police film evidence

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Nun confronts mugger.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Superhero with Acrophobia

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

The Ferguson Effect

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'