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"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Do something for the environment.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"