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'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Slow Night

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"See any help wanted signs?"

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

It was official. She was desperate.

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

"I didn't trailblaze today."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"