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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

"And if you make sales associate of the year some day, you too will get to lie in repose in the showroom."

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Money Plant.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

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R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."