Future Mogul Dreamer T-Shirts

'My life goals? Well, right now it's a toss-up between being president or a corporate raider...'

"The board is confident he'll grow into the job."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'Let's call him lucky!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

World Economic Forum

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'