Future Business Mogul T-Shirts

Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'

'I'm only a consultant, but your father says that this will all be yours someday.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Savory Types

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."