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"So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Lemonade Inc.

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"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"So...do you have a job now?"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

World Economic Forum

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'