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"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

Warren Buffett

'This should increase our business.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'I called your doctor, Mr. Bennett... he said to gobble up 2 companies and call him in the morning.'

Mu$k

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

Elon Musk

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