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"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

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"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.