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Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

What is possible...

"Have you tried visualizing owning a goose that lays golden eggs?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

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The Duck Simulator 3000 is going to make me millions!

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'He's precocious.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'