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'Of course Tom is a boring bookworm with thick glasses but I'm thinking in the long term - one day, he'll for sure become a surgeon or a stock millionaire and then, the divorce will make me stinkin' rich!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Real Estate Depression

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

What is possible...

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."