Aspiring Stock Market Tycoon Mugs

'Of course Tom is a boring bookworm with thick glasses but I'm thinking in the long term - one day, he'll for sure become a surgeon or a stock millionaire and then, the divorce will make me stinkin' rich!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

World Economic Forum

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Tonight's Topic. How To Make a Killing In The Stock Market. I made a killing in the market once, but the only casualty was my investment.

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Real Estate Depression

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

What is possible...

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."