Business Mogul Wannabe Mugs

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Mu$k

I subsequently discovered that launching a hostile takeover of a bank has a very poor riskreturn trade-off.

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

'You might have the Trump hair but you're still a little fart, you're FIRED!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

World Economic Forum

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"