Money Mogul Wannabe Mugs

"So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"So...do you have a job now?"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

World Economic Forum

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'