Internet Mogul Wannabe Mugs

I've got it. It? The internet business that will conquer the world. My ship. My multi-billion-dollar idea. With a B. You want in. I have no idea what it is. Have you not learned from past internet booms?! Invest first, ask questions later! I'm in.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

World Economic Forum

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"