Media Mogul Wannabe Mugs

Door Security - Head Hitter.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Get me public relations!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

Jesus - Trial by media.

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Trump

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.