Media Mogul Wannabe Prints

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

Door Security - Head Hitter.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

World Economic Forum

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

Man considers blogging.

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Things That Were Going to Save Journalism

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'