Millionaire Wannabe Mugs

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

House building chart (like steps).

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'Arthur Fogle here, pretending to be the next Warren Buffett.'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'