Billionaire Wannabe Mugs

"Just a heads up, if we ever become super wealthy and you want to use the money to take a rocket into outer space instead of, like, feeding poor people, I'm going to be really mad."

"I don't want to visit Father Christmas! I want to visit Bill Gates!"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The Personal ATM

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Tonight's Topic. How To Make a Killing In The Stock Market. I made a killing in the market once, but the only casualty was my investment.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"The filthy rich"

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

There's Riches in Diversity

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

House building chart (like steps).

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."