Future Billionaire Mugs

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'On my summer vacation I wrote a computer algorithm. I sold it, for thirty million dollars, to a social networking website.'

father and son

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

The Personal ATM

'As far as we can project, barring some unexpected event, our fund should continue to yield about 35% per annum forever.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Lottery - Thank you for not telling us how you would spend the money if you win

"They say that on your death bed it is not the thing you have done that you regret but the things you haven't. In my case like being a millionaire!"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

"Of course I have to blame myself for my situation. I shouldn't have been honest with my tax return!"

Robot Parts $5

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'