Future Billionaire T-Shirts

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'On my summer vacation I wrote a computer algorithm. I sold it, for thirty million dollars, to a social networking website.'

father and son

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

The Personal ATM

'As far as we can project, barring some unexpected event, our fund should continue to yield about 35% per annum forever.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Lottery - Thank you for not telling us how you would spend the money if you win

"They say that on your death bed it is not the thing you have done that you regret but the things you haven't. In my case like being a millionaire!"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"Of course I have to blame myself for my situation. I shouldn't have been honest with my tax return!"

Robot Parts $5

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Lemonade Inc.

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'