Future Tech Mogul T-Shirts

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

The Personal ATM

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

My Countree

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."