Future Tech Mogul T-Shirts

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The Personal ATM

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

My Countree

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

Dispute over pocket money