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'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"This is it? No video?"

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Wheel.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Watch for innovation."

Milkshake Shortage

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

Graduation day at drone school.