Future Tech Pioneer T-Shirts

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"This is it? No video?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'Wheel.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"Watch for innovation."

Milkshake Shortage

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'