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'It's the technology of the future.'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

Barcode Dreams

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

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"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

The passage of time.