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'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Barcode Dreams

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Life after death

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Tha man who ventured too far into cyberspace begins to worry.

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

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Writer's irony.

Painter's muse