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How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Barcode Dreams

Epic Battles

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Ukulelean abduction

"Write about robots."

Johannes Kepler

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."