Technological Dreamer T-Shirts

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Barcode Dreams

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Man and Machine snoozing

Life after death

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"What's that you're reading?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Keep on Truckin.

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

The Personal ATM