Future Tech Prodigy T-Shirts

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"This is it? No video?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Milkshake Shortage

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

Graduation day at drone school.

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"To be or not to be."

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

"I've already spent a fortune on mobile devices for her. I guess the days of kids playing with pots and pans are over."