Future Tech Whiz T-Shirts

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"Google car."

Evolution.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Oh, the armor is state of the art

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Early Tech Support

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Essex computer.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'