Future Tech Whiz T-Shirts

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

Evolution.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Early Tech Support

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Essex computer.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'