Young Tech Whiz T-Shirts

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

Evolution.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

Early Tech Support

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Essex computer.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head