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"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

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Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It must be still charging."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'