Computer Whiz Kid T-Shirts

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'His room is clean because his computer isn't working.'

Boy on computer finds the devil on his screen

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

The Digital Family

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"What's that you're reading?"