Computer Whiz Kid Pillows

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'His room is clean because his computer isn't working.'

Boy on computer finds the devil on his screen

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

The Digital Family

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'