Tech-savy Kid Pillows

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

i-teddy

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!